Q: Why Do Keynote Speakers Keep Suggesting That Improving Security Is Possible?
> A: Because Keynote Speakers Make Bad Life Decisions and Are Poor Role Models
> Some people enter the technology industry to build newer, more exciting kinds of technology as quickly as possible. My keynote will savage these people and will burn important professional bridges, likely forcing me to join a monastery or another penance-focused organization. In my keynote, I will explain why the proliferation of ubiquitous technology is good in the same sense that ubiquitous Venus weather would be good, i.e., not good at all.