Oh, We Don’t Sell Food At This Restaurant — We Purvey Provisions
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2019-04-15 18:45
Greetings and welcome to Victual, an old-time public house and purveyor of fine provisions that has been foisted upon you by someone who lives in the West Village. Before you ask, yes, this Gingham shirt and denim apron are sewn directly into my skin to save time.